hello

[bluegirl]

Hi everyone, I'm also a member of COL and I've decided to keep my COL username despite my HB thinking it should have been for a porn star :o My real name is Karen and I live in Wigan with my HB and 3 angelic sons ;) and my 3 lovely dogs, plus a whole bunch of other feathered and furry and scalely pets. I was a nurse but am having time off at present, but I have just taken on one private patient who told me about this site. (I think I'll have my hands full with this one).
I'm a bit sad because I don't go on many sites but thats mainly cos I'm billy no mates and I don't get to know :oops:
I love anything to do with outdoors, I make a lousy housewife and am totally undomesticated when it comes to anything indoors.
I've already notice a lot of familiar names. :D

[Beth]

Hi Karen. :mrgreen:
I'm a lousy housewife too, maybe there should be a section on how to avoid housework.... :lol:

[Alpha]

Aye up Top Bird,
glad you re here. I'm really confused (no surprise there then) as to who is who of COL.
Please don't forget my drugs tomorrow or anne will have me in a straight jacket, and I have tried to drive the car in one before and it all went horribly wrong,

[lyn]

hi karen, great to see you here. i too am a crappy housewife. there is much better things outside than being stuck indoors doing houework and stuff. even when indoors i'm on the pc not cleaning the flippin house :D

[Michelle]

Hey Karen, welcome, erm.............whats housework? :(

[Simon]

Housework?

Does not compute.......

[Angela]

Oooh an anti-housework thread ! It is seriously over rated , aslong as it's clean who cares about muddles ?

Hi Bluegirl (that would make a cool porn star name tbh :roll: )

[Alpha]

And if you are reading this BG don't tell them about your nurses uniform or they will definitly think it is your screen name. Or the fact that you are a drug dealer! :lol:

[bluegirl]

Thanks everyone for the lovely welcome. :D
So it's agreed housework is for weirdos who've nothing else better to do. ;)

I was going to keep it to myself about the uniform and drugs :lol:

[Alpha]

I was going to keep it to myself about the uniform and drugs :lol:

Sorry,
I forgot the big gob alert didn't I? Don't ever ever ever tell me a secret.

[MightyMouth]

She forgot to mention that she breeds a mean spaniel!! :13:

[bluegirl]

Not forgotten Sheryl, just modest ;)

[stumpy]

Hello Karen :D

[stumpy]

Hi Karen. :mrgreen:
I'm a lousy housewife too, maybe there should be a section on how to avoid housework.... :lol:

How to avoid housework..........ask a man to do it.... :04: :02: :04:

[bluegirl]

Hi Stumpy,
Tried that but my OH is living in the dark ages and he thinks women should do it all :09:

[pinkcarys]

My Mum said I don't even know what an ironing board is for...I do now. It's for putting cockers on for grooming!

[baileybiggles]

Sorry karen not said hello earlier you know me always walking round with my eyes shut...
glad you are here and you are not Billy no mates or do you not count me as your mate :o :o :o

[jools]

Hiya karen, sorry it's taken me so long to welcome you.....I walk about with my eyes shut too! Hope you enjoy the banter.