..Good evening to Everyone .

[Big will]

Hello all My name is will ...

for those of the NOB's Variety the -Will-

New to the site ,so be gentle lol.

um breif about myself ummm

im 21 ,tall dark and handsome .Good knowledge of Gundogs and Hunting and all apsects of being a countryman..

look forward to speaking to u all. :020:

[Theresa]

im 21 ,tall dark and handsome

I think you forgot to mention modest lol.

Hello Will and welcome....I'm Theresa, I'm 20, tall and a size 10 blonde....we sound a perfect match. :044:

nobody tell him the truth...I like it here in fantasy land :045::045::045:

[Pink Gundog]

Hiya Will :004: Nice to see you

carol xx

[Meerkat]

Hello Will nice to see a new face - but I'm not sure I believe your age

I will interrogate PG on Saturday night

Hope you enjoy it here and look forward to hearing more about you and your dogs and way of life :054:

[Big will]

wel i couldnt be botherd to say im 6.2 black hair ,tattoos etc etc ..

this site is a bit hard for a donk like me ..ile get use to it.

hello carol..i made it lol

Fantasy !! i thought i was lucky there a blonde and al that,lol

what breed of dogs have u got Theresa

[Meerkat]

Hi Will - I have just had it conformed you are early 20's tall and dark mmm she said handsome too but i'll judge that bit for myself when I meet you at the Scone game fair :075::054:

[Theresa]

what breed of dogs have u got Theresa

I got two Wockers....they however only warrant the working part in name only and are the pet variety...frowned upon in working world I know but one is a rescue and the other was purchased when I was incredibly naive....saying that we saved him from himself as he is thick as mince and would never have made it in the working world lol.

[Big will]

Hi Will - I have just had it conformed you are early 20's tall and dark mmm she said handsome too but i'll judge that bit for myself when I meet you at the Scone game fair :075::054:

lol see us sorta men do exsist .lol

scone game fair ,the one on the 29th

whos the nice lady that confermd my age .lol

[Big will]

I got two Wockers....they however only warrant the working part in name only and are the pet variety...frowned upon in working world I know but one is a rescue and the other was purchased when I was incredibly naive....saying that we saved him from himself as he is thick as mince and would never have made it in the working world lol.

as long as your happy with them thats what matters .
do u get out and do some beating atall.

[Meerkat]

lol see us sorta men do exsist .lol

scone game fair ,the one on the 29th

whos the nice lady that confermd my age .lol

OMG she ain't no lady :045: it is Carol she nattering in my ear :045:

[Meerkat]

I've been beating once this season - but it was difficult as I was working weekends - hoping to get out more next season as no longer working weekends

Watch out for my boy at Scone scurry tho - we won lady handler last year on the Sunday

[Big will]

OMG she ain't no lady :045: it is Carol she nattering in my ear :045:

lol im glad carols there telling u al im not a axe murderer.:044:

[Big will]

I've been beating once this season - but it was difficult as I was working weekends - hoping to get out more next season as no longer working weekends

Watch out for my boy at Scone scurry tho - we won lady handler last year on the Sunday

is that the gamefair at kent yer ,the one im helping at ..

oh dear some friendly comptiton.lol

uve not got to worry about me nicking ur crown ,lol

[Meerkat]

where you stay hun ???

[Big will]

where you stay hun ???

im a bit confused ... do u mean the game fair at kent .

[Big will]

oh i c what ive done now .lol

stupid boy.

id love to pop up to scotland ..never been befor.

[Meerkat]

ok where do you live ??? Wiltshire is it ???

aye you'd better come to Scootland soon :048:

[MightyMouth]

OMG a Moonraker....... :075:

[Big will]

ok where do you live ??? Wiltshire is it ???

aye you'd better come to Scootland soon :048:

i live write close the mouth of the river blackwater in essex.

do u no id love to ,about seven hours drive i think ..what are u and carol upto ladys nite or sumink.

Wiltshire lol ?? werd did that come from.

what do u scots drink ...

[Pink Gundog]

i live write close the mouth of the river blackwater in essex.

do u no id love to ,about seven hours drive i think ..what are u and carol upto ladys nite or sumink.

Wiltshire lol ?? werd did that come from.

what do u scots drink ...

LOL Will sweetie, I drink a drink called "Big Beastie" Ahahahaha :059:

[Big will]

LOL Will sweetie, I drink a drink called "Big Beastie" Ahahahaha :059:

what is it ale i take it .

the other day i pint if fursty ferret lol

and ive got a bottle of pickled partidge that needs drinking lol.

[MightyMouth]

Go on Caroline.....fess up to your alcohol crown...:048:

[Tanya]

Hi there Will and welcome to VC :048: look forward to hearing about you and your dogs :044:

[Theresa]

as long as your happy with them thats what matters .
do u get out and do some beating atall.

Err no...*hangs my head and scuttles off to hide*

[Big will]

Err no...*hangs my head and scuttles off to hide*


to be Fare ,evan the trialers are never 100% happy .

cockers are great fun though

my cocker is now retired at 4 years :(

[Pink Gundog]

to be Fare ,evan the trialers are never 100% happy .

cockers are great fun though

my cocker is now retired at 4 years :(

Will I didnt know you had a cocker :073:

[Pink Gundog]

Will sweetie, if you like games go into site add ons and look at what this site has to offer!! As I told you is a superb site and im sure we will all enjoy having you here!! Your a wee :011: Carol xxx

[Big will]

yup hes a pritty boi ,show bred but wrks like a trooper .

i spend time in the show ring now and again.

poor cocker just cost me £1400 in vets fees.thank god for insurance.

ive had most breeds of gundogs pas through my fingers.

but me and u both no my fav.lol

cocker is red white .if i new how id posta pic lol.

[Theresa]

cockers are great fun though


Aye fun....that was the word I was thinking of when I was in the park today and everyone else's dogs were doing exactly as they were meant to and I was just randomly shouting the name Glen.....I looked like I was going mad as absolutely nothing in the park wanted to respond to the name Glen :073:

My mum certainly thought it was fun and was crying laughing watching him stay just that wee bit out of my reach. :012:

[Nessie]

Hello Will and welcome....I'm Theresa, I'm 20, tall and a size 10 blonde....we sound a perfect match. :044:

nobody tell him the truth...I like it here in fantasy land :045::045::045:

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Sorry - nearly choked there - were you describing me!!!!

[Pink Gundog]

I honestly think you should consider our training weekend Will, Ill give up my bed :054:

[Big will]

Aye fun....that was the word I was thinking of when I was in the park today and everyone else's dogs were doing exactly as they were meant to and I was just randomly shouting the name Glen.....I looked like I was going mad as absolutely nothing in the park wanted to respond to the name Glen :073:

My mum certainly thought it was fun and was crying laughing watching him stay just that wee bit out of my reach. :012:

lol gota love um ,they such clowns ..mine is anyway
and my gsp silly sausage he is .

[Theresa]

:065::065::065::065::065::065::065::065::065::065:

Sorry - nearly choked there - were you describing me!!!!

Now now you know that you are not blonde so stop kidding on :033::033:

[Nessie]

haha - perhaps not naturally so - but nothing wrong with fake - goes with the curvacious figure, fabulous job and highly trained canines!!!!

[Big will]

I honestly think you should consider our training weekend Will, Ill give up my bed :054:

i really could aswell as im out ofa job :(

whereabouts in scootyland are u based only so i no how long roughly it will take me to drive.

u got any shoots upthere looking for a keeper ,lol.:077:

[Theresa]

This is my two.....Sally is my wee angel always where she should be and never in the wrong place....unless there is food and then she is trying to steal it

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r155/tdbrims/Sally%20is%205/DSCF9270.jpg

And then my class clown....can't for the life of me work out why as he is more trouble than he is worth but this is my heart dog...I am incomplete without him

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r155/tdbrims/Doggies/DSCF9927.jpg

[Theresa]

highly trained canines!!!!

Ok ok that was a step too far.....I am now uncontrollable with laughter :045::045::045::045::045::045::045::045::045::045:

[Nessie]

I like your class clown - he reminds me of somebody..........................

[Big will]

im to much of a newb to no how to post pics but when i can i will fire sum up.

[Theresa]

im to much of a newb to no how to post pics but when i can i will fire sum up.

I link from Photobucket.....You can make albums in here but my computer doesn't like doing that for some reason :(

[Big will]

oh i see ,yes mine is tempermental...

gosh it is well past my bed time.lol

shocking considering my age .

[Big will]

write well .on that note

thank u ladies for such a warm welcome . and many happy posts to come i hope

speak again

good nite . William.:050::050::050::050::050:

[Fluffy]

yoo hoo big will..nice to meet you,i,m the resident lurker,very quiet and reserved:064:i have two,cockers sir jasper and little miss mabes....look forward to getting to know you chick:075:enjoy the board,the peeps here are ab fab :075:you won,t want to go to bed..lol..whoever is waiting:064:xxx

[Tanya]

,i,m the resident lurker,very quiet and reserved

http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Laughing/lol-045.gif

[Meerkat]

Go on Caroline.....fess up to your alcohol crown...:048:
Huh I don't drink at all i just don't know where you lot got the idea hic hic hic :048: They call me the resident alkie (along with other names which I won't let on I know about :072: )

Will we are up in Perthshire and from Essex it takes about 7 -8 hours depending on how you drive and the best way to come is up the west coast so cut across to the M6 :024: Blimey not that I have driven it that often - just too many blinking times :058: Travel down to southend - not been for couple of years tho

[MightyMouth]

Forgot to tell you about my three! I have Holly (black) who is 12, blind and diabetic. Kali (blue roan) who is almost 3 and a wee cuddle monster and baby Lyla (blue roan) who is 9 months and a complete ass. In fact, seeing as none of these lot will take Lyla, she is still free to a good home!! :006:

[Helen]

Hi Will, where are the pics of your hounds then?

only have one here, wocker, Jarvis - he's nearly 4 and yes we do work him a bit (beating - although I'm not very good at it but he is....)

[fangedwolf]

Welcome to the mad house Will. Nice to see another guy around, overrun with women on here! Watch out for the Arcade, it is hugely addictive.

[jean]

hiya Im jean have 3 spaniels. welcome to VC!

[Big will]

Hello all u loverly ladys lol...:010:

nice to meat u all ,u all have spaneils how funny lol

bit out numberd here ,but hay i think ile manage ...

pictures of dog wite i will try hang on ...im a bit thick..

my gsp Marius and cocker Sprocket

ive got sum better ones sumwhere
enjoy lol...

[Nessie]

Aw - luverly mutts!

And can i just say that i have never seen so many swooning women greet a new member on this site for quite sometime!!!

You may have to post a pic of yourself in the dating section i think...........lol

[Big will]

yoo hoo big will..nice to meet you,i,m the resident lurker,very quiet and reserved:064:i have two,cockers sir jasper and little miss mabes....look forward to getting to know you chick:075:enjoy the board,the peeps here are ab fab :075:you won,t want to go to bed..lol..whoever is waiting:064:xxx

do i want to no what a lurker does :032: lol

no bodys waiting for me :| ..lol

[Meerkat]

Fluffy doesn't do lurking - but don't panic as you got a bit of time as she gone off on a fabby holiday

[Theresa]

You may have to post a pic of yourself in the dating section i think...........lol

ROFL

Your dogs are stunning :044: Maybe you should post pics of them in a dating section and see if it works better :064:

[Big will]

Aw - luverly mutts!

And can i just say that i have never seen so many swooning women greet a new member on this site for quite sometime!!!

You may have to post a pic of yourself in the dating section i think...........lol

what does swooning meen lol ...

dunno why i im geting so much attention. lol :064:

lol im not to shore about that im not very photogentic..

i dont really have many picture of myself that i like any way "that sounds abit gay " lol

Dateing section? lol..

[Nessie]

yes - it's got a strange link - but first you send me your pic by pm...............

[Theresa]

swoon (swhttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/oomacr.gifn)intr.v. swooned, swoon·ing, swoons 1. To faint.
2. To be overwhelmed by ecstatic joy.

n.1. A fainting spell; syncope. See Synonyms at blackout (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/blackout).
2. A state of ecstasy or rapture

I'd watch that Nessie....I've heard she is on the hunt for a daddy for her two wockers :074::045::064::064:

[Meerkat]

you are getting loads of attention cos you are new, male and posting :048:


And as a keeper / dog person you are fitting in real well here - keep posting Will :072: and you are friendly and having a banter :048:

[Nessie]

I'd watch that Nessie....I've heard she is on the hunt for a daddy for her two wockers :074::045::064::064:

haha - thought that seeing as Fluffy away on her hols - someone needed to take over as the nutter!!!! lol

[Big will]

well thats the first time that being a keeper and hunter and trainer HAS helped me with the ladys lol...

i havent really got a picture of me sorry ...

BRB just got to get on with dinner .

[Nessie]

omg - he cooks too......... (swoon!)

[Pink Gundog]

well thats the first time that being a keeper and hunter and trainer HAS helped me with the ladys lol...

i havent really got a picture of me sorry ...

BRB just got to get on with dinner .

Is it soup tonight Will :064:

[Big will]

naaa steak and chiken ,sum spuds and root vegies..yum yum.. yup i can cook lol...:047:

[Nessie]

eeeeh gods!!!! the perfect man and he's a day's drive away!!!

[Big will]

lol never been called that befor .lol..

not necessary ,ive heard a plane is qwicker

i would love to go scoootland.

id have to bring a tent.lol

[Meerkat]

There's talk of a camping hol - you up for it ??? (ok maybe better re word that 'Camping get together with P"ss up'

[Nessie]

i only have a 2 man tent - and not even got 1 - let alone 2!!!! haha

[Big will]

Hmmmm one bloke and all u scootish lases ,id be eaten alive ha ha ha ha ha .

u guna meat me half way.lol

[Big will]

actually thinking about it i dont evan no where my tent is.. looks like ile be sleeping in the landy again , wel uncomphy.....

[Meerkat]

Got a tent with 3 bedrooms you can have one of them :044:

[stumpy]

I'm hoping to sling a hammock between my CBR and a tree......fingers crossed it'll be a dry evening so no need to pack the tent :064:

[Big will]

lol ive slept with dog in his box befor got cold in teh motor ...lol probably shouldnt saything like that lol....

i found a picture of me for all u ladys lol...

[Pink Gundog]

Ach ive seen that one :064:

[Big will]

of course carol wouldnt have it any other way ...:070:

[Big will]

ha ha ha ha scared u all off now lol...:012:

[Pink Gundog]

ha ha ha ha scared u all off now lol...:012:

Im not scared of you :064::064::064:

[Meerkat]

ha ha ha ha scared u all off now lol...:012:

not scared me off I'm just a wee bit tipsy hic hic (but I don't drink ) LOL:048::048:

[stumpy]

ha ha ha ha scared u all off now lol...:012:

Yes indeedy......looking for my keys already :048:

[Big will]

lol i thought u scots could hold ur drink shame .i thought i had found sum drinking partners that could keep up.lol.
:037:

[Meerkat]

lol i thought u scots could hold ur drink shame .i thought i had found sum drinking partners that could keep up.lol.
:037:


I ain't a scot :064: just live up here

[Theresa]

Aww you're the one on the right eh......gorgeous I must say and you weren't lieing when you said you were dark :064:

[Pink Gundog]

Have you found the arcade yet Will :039:

[Big will]

lol very good , i just had a thought ...how old are u loverly ladys .

i no its rude to ask such qwestions to weoman .but as a qwestion of curiosity..lol

simply because we all seem to talk on the same level no age authority .lol

[Pink Gundog]

Im 42 on Wednesday :029: But dont look a day over 60 :040:

[Big will]

well im forever geting five years from sumwhere lol..

[Nessie]

30(in my head), 5'9", long blonde hair, curves in all the right places (and a few wrong ones!), own house, own teeth, 2 mad dogs, 3 madder kids - em - yup - that's about it!!!!

[Nessie]

PS - hope Theresa has gone to bed - cos she'll be right back on with some smart comment.................. :)

[jean]

Im 103 but got all my own teeth, push a mean zimmer frame and drink more gin than the queen mum did.
Plus I lead a dangerous double life as darlene the harlot and frighten young men! :044: Im on a falls prevention programme but those silly young whippersnappers suggested I give up the gin!! aye right if I unpickle my liver and joints I may just disintegrate!
and may I point out that gin and liquid senna do not mix well when you run out of thinners.
:033::033::033:
Im just too hot to trot!

[Nessie]

I've met her Will - stay well away - she's a minx!!!

[Big will]

at a hundred and three i bet shes a slow minx ..esp being full of gin lol...

well thats dashed my hopes i thought i was guna find my sole mate .lol :064::064:

[Nessie]

you might yet!!!!

[jean]

at a hundred and three i bet shes a slow minx ..esp being full of gin lol...

well thats dashed my hopes i thought i was guna find my sole mate .lol :064::064:
well the soles of my feet are regulary uppermost when I take one of my tumbles! Ive got rather a dashing pair of flip flops just the thing for tripping an old fogie of advancing years up.

[Meerkat]

Well I'm still a mere pup till May :044: Then life is meant to get started :045:

[stumpy]

Well I'm still a mere pup till May :044: Then life is meant to get started :045:

There are so many ways to answer that but i'll play my 'stay safe' card :045::044:

[Big will]

:064: am i the only male and young person on this site lol...

most of u i could call mum . he he he he im guna get killed .:044:

[fangedwolf]

Me, Stumpy and Simon are guys. I guess what you would call young person would depend on your perspective.

[Nessie]

:064: am i the only male and young person on this site lol...

most of u i could call mum . he he he he im guna get killed .:044:
You trying to make friends..........?

[stumpy]

:064: am i the only male and young person on this site lol...

most of u i could call mum . he he he he im guna get killed .:044:

Making reference to myself as mum would result in your latter assumption Will

[fangedwolf]

Making reference to myself as mum would result in your latter assumption Will
*laughs* well said :046:

[Big will]

ar i see there are some men about ..
true yes young is in the mind ...

Nessie: no malis intended just a mere obsovation..."peace":010:

[Nessie]

haha - hey - you can call me mum if you want - you certainly closer in age to my kids than me!!!

[MightyMouth]

Well Si can call me Mum!!

[Big will]

well with out it in writing who noes whos what ...

with just a username lol. whats rong with being a mum sum people seem qwite afended.lol

[Nessie]

I'm a definate "mum" - to 3 kids, 11, 14 and 15 - all of the blue variety! And 2 cockers of the working variety.
So no offence taken!!

[Big will]

jolly good i wont start calling u mum tho..ive alreday got youner siblings .

still could come in handy when i need bailing from the clink what do u say Nessie ...:039:

[Nessie]

Well, i'm your woman - haha - am ex cop!!!

[fangedwolf]

Well, i'm your woman - haha - am ex cop!!!
I learn something new every day! You are full of surprises Nessie!

[Nessie]

yup - that's me!! Just wait tho - young whipersnapper Will will now not talk to me!!!!

[Big will]

lol being big has its advantages ....

ex cop hay ,i will bear that inmind ...for whats it worth ive allways been a good citezen....

[Nessie]

yeah, yeah - thats what they all say!!!

[Big will]

i am a very good boy .. i dont even have a criminal record and no points on my Driven licence .lol

ive allways wanted to be a dog handler ..

[Nessie]

I had to do some training with them - i was usually the bait!!!! lol
The dog handlers up here haver a great life - cover the whole of the highlands (the size of Belgium). Most have 2 dogs - spaniel and gs

[Big will]

yer its allways attracted me ,i like to handle a douge de bordeux.lol

i would love one ,i couldnt just afi haveing one though.

[Theresa]

30(in my head), 5'9", long blonde hair, curves in all the right places (and a few wrong ones!), own house, own teeth, 2 mad dogs, 3 madder kids - em - yup - that's about it!!!!

Well the bit about the dogs and the kids was right.....not sure about the rest :032::032::032::032:

[Theresa]

Im as old as my hair and a wee bit older than my teeth......I am also substantially older than 21 :044::045::045::045:

[Nessie]

Can always rely on you Theresa to burst my bubble!!!!

[Theresa]

Can always rely on you Theresa to burst my bubble!!!!

You need someone to keep you grounded chick :044:

[Big will]

lol what a friends for...

[stumpy]

well with out it in writing who noes whos what ...

with just a username lol. whats rong with being a mum sum people seem qwite afended.lol

Now what makes you think some folks may be offended Will?

[Meerkat]

Well Si can call me Mum!!


I call you Mum all the time :045: perhaps I'd better start calling stumpy 'Dad' :045:

[stumpy]

I call you Mum all the time :045: perhaps I'd better start calling stumpy 'Dad' :045:

Some have earned the right to call me anything they want, some have earned the right to call me by my Sunday name, some have no choice but call me sir and then there's yourself.....i'll take legal advice on your suggestion young lady :044:

[Meerkat]

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